Jessie Gallan, who is 109-years-old is officially the oldest woman in Scotland and she recently opened up about her secret to a long life.
The 109-year-old told STV News that the secret to a long life is AVOIDING MEN! Sounds pretty simple and easy right? LOL.
Gallan says “men are just more trouble than they are worth.”
Oh, and she also recommends eating hot porridge for breakfast every day.
C’mon Ms. Jessie, give us a chance! We’re all not the same!